Sociosexuality OE

Posted on | August 20, 2010 | 13 Comments

How could I possibly not take a test that promises to tell me how promiscuous I am? Especially when it’s a) really simple, and b) really easy to understand? Win!

Over at BigThink, I took the online test. And, funnily enough, came out as rather promiscuous. What really amused me, though, is that it suggested the country I would be most ‘at home’ in is Finland: the #1 most promiscuous country out of the 48 countries the study evaluated. Huh.

Even more amusing was the #2 country. Can you guess what it was? Well, it’s exactly where I am now: New Zealand. Go go sexy kiwis!

So – go take the test and tell me which country you should be in. Will you join me in New Zealand? Or visit me in Finland? Or will I have to come to you instead?

Category: meme, youtubed
Tags: sex drive

Buck’s boots

Posted on | August 19, 2010 | 17 Comments

Buck Angel was coming to Auckland Erotica Expo 2010. I was going to be at Auckland Erotica Expo 2010.

Buck wears boots. I like to black boots.

I follow Buck’s twitter – and I have no shame…

Which is how, dear readers, I ended up blacking Buck Angel’s boots – as well as meeting and chatting with Dana DeArmond and Nina Hartley – last Friday night.

Amie was kind enough to take photos! No clicks this week .

Step 1: Clean the boots. They needed it! I used Kiwi Quick n’ Clean Wipes for this.

Step 2: Moisturise the boots. This took the longest, because it uses quite a bit of elbow grease. I used home-made 20% super-fatted Saddle Soap, made by TradeMe user Keano1. (Ingredients, for the curious: Tallow, Anhydrous lanolin, Glycerin, Peppermint essential oil, Lye (sodium hydroxide), Water).

Step 3: Chat with Buck and Dana while I apply polish to the boots. I used Kiwi black parade gloss polish for this (although my blacking kit also has neutral, light brown, medium brown and dark brown polishes. I am prepared!).

Step 4: Continue the polish – removing the excess at this point. Each colour has a brush to apply it, and a brush to remove it.

By this point I was also getting extremely distracted by Buck’s cock. Guh. (His response when I told him this: ‘Well of course my cock is hard – look what you’re doing to my boots!’)

Step 5: And last but not least, buff the boots. Shiny shiny shiny! I have a buffing puff, made of corduroy, that I use. Then I finish it all off with a sponge for the uber-shine.

Can you believe that I’d never shined the boots of anyone other than very patient lovers before? Eep. Still, two years of practice showed – Buck was delighted, I was pleased (albeit sweaty – there’s a reason I went topless, and it wasn’t just for Dana to perve at my boobs), and Nina Hartley asked if I could do hers the next day (I agreed, naturally)!

Yes, I love my life

Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring Evey and Lady Grinning Soul!

Arousal

Posted on | August 15, 2010 | No Comments

It can be difficult to find the time to check out everyone’s Wanton Wednesday and HNT photos. In this regular feature, I showcase my favourite pics of the week. If you like them, please visit the blogger in question and let them know – I certainly have.

It’s great to see pictures where the person being photographed is obviously turned on. It arouses me in turn!

Evey

“I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.” – Gore Vidal

Lady Grinning Soul

“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.” – Marge Piercy

If you missed them, here’s your chance to visit earlier favourites:
Appreciation
Shining Gleaming Steaming Flaxen Waxen
Curves curves curves
Temperature Change

Category: hnt faves, ww faves
Tags: photos

Let’s have a parade

Posted on | August 11, 2010 | 11 Comments

This weekend is Auckland’s Erotica Expo, and today – as they do every year as part of the build-up – it was the Boobs on Bikes parade. Lots of scantily-clad loveliness, gawkers, media interest, and (predictable) outrage.

I was planning to go and watch. How could I not, with Buck Angel, Nina Hartley, Dana Dearmond and my own lovely AmieWee participating? Unfortunately, a lack of energy (damned migraine) let me down and I spent the day at home instead.

But I can have my own parade, right? Well, perhaps not. Still, with the assistance of Hylas and his bicycle, you all still get to see a) my boobs, on b) a bike.

Clicks on the photos get you me and my boobs NEXT to the bike. Woo!

What I neglected to take into consideration is Hylas’ height. He’s six foot four tall, and tall person = tall bicycle! The seat of this thing is above my hips.

I had to stand on a chair to get onto the bike!

Having gotten myself onto the bicycle, I remembered why I don’t like them. The seat. Oh lord, the seat. Just resting on it made my cunt ache.

Next step: feet on pedals.

Bad idea…

With my feet on the pedals, I proceeded to s l o w l y fall over, taking bike, chair, and me with it! Hylas was suddenly concerned, I was highly amused, and the bike foot-stand was bent beyond all recognition. Whoops!

The things I do for you, lovely readers

No, let’s be fair. I do it for myself! But you get to benefit as well!

Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring Lila and Tiger.

Category: Hylas, boobies, wanton wednesday
Tags: nekkid

e[lust] #18

Posted on | August 9, 2010 | No Comments

HNT Courtesy of Barefoot Dreamer – Photo by Jon H.

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #19? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Off Limits for 30 Days – “You don’t listen very well,” I heard her hiss. “That’s off limits, damn you.” And there was a crack and fiery agony clawed into my back.

The Joy of Sucking Cock – I wonder at times if that is why I am such a “good little cocksucker” as W calls me. When I am deeply into it, I almost enter this place where I am both the sucker and suckee, and it is as though it is MY cock being sucked on.

This intensity gets me riled when I am tied up (photo story) – James picked up that evil strap again. I watched helplessly as he positioned himself to use it on my pussy… Ever so lightly he started. Flick, flick, flick.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Ask Lilly: How do I know if a sex toy has phthalates in it? – The studies going around are saying that phthalate exposure can damage all sorts of organs, and can possibly cause cancer. There are a lot of harmful things in our world these days that we can’t avoid – so when we CAN avoid something like toxins in our sex toys, we should.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Portal. Confession #493 – It truly is a spiritual give and take, these sexual relationships I form. I can cross the threshold and see however much of someone that I choose to see, with whomever it is that I am involved with.

See also: Pleasurists #88 and #89 for all your sex toy review needs.

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Category: e[lust]
Tags: lists

Appreciation

Posted on | August 8, 2010 | 6 Comments

We all have our kinks, fetishes, and appreciations. Two items that I’ve learned to appreciate, in a perverted sense, over the past year are featured in this week’s favourites. What are they? Gritty gasmasks and plush, soft, luscious fur.

Lila

“Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something?”
“Oh no. It’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
- The Princess Bride, by William Goldman

Tiger

“It’s the same seduction that one first feels when touching cashmere or fur, … Nobody touches fur once, or cashmere once. With wine, you want to keep it in your mouth, you want to play with it, you want to roll it around until you get it.”
- Joshua Wesson

If you missed them, here’s your chance to visit earlier favourites:
Shining Gleaming Steaming Flaxen Waxen
Curves curves curves
Temperature Change
Portions

Category: hnt faves, ww faves
Tags: photos

Ocean voices

Posted on | August 6, 2010 | 8 Comments

Untitled 3, by Samantha Wolov

No! She could feel it coming, and she didn’t want to let go. To let go meant losing control, losing the framework that kept her life in neat boxes. Letting go was scary, was hard, was …

No choice. She had no choice at all – it was all swept away, tumbled and flung into the foamy oceans of orgasm – any semblance of balance destroyed in a majestic wave of intense feeling. Her back arched, her teeth bared, her cunt clenched as she followed the tide and came.

Later, blissful, she was drifting, floating, crashing to earth. Limp and drowsy, she couldn’t help but smile at the voice susurrating near her ear, “You’re allowed to let go. I’ll always keep you safe; bouy you up.”

No need to hold on. Letting go was fine. The ocean would nurture and keep her, until she returned to land. Washed clean.

Challenge details. 149 words.

Category: flash fiction friday
Tags: Erotica

Latex Pet (on Set)

Posted on | August 4, 2010 | 7 Comments

Last weekend I went to a 30th birthday celebration. I knew no-one except for the host, who works with me (but that’s okay – I’m used to going into places where I know not one single person). It was pretty fun – it was held at a pub which had a mechanical bull, and I made conversation with a fair few people.

But my night was made when a woman came up to me at the bar as I was ordering a drink and asked, somewhat shyly, if I’d been on television recently? I replied in the affirmative. Yes – she’d seen me on Wero!

It seems that even, as I was that evening, wearing make-up and with my hair down, I was recognisable. I was absolutely thrilled that someone I didn’t know in real life had seen me on television – and she was delighted to have met someone who had been on the telly (yes, really). We spent the rest of the evening talking sporadically, and, before I left, exchanging contact details. How awesome to have a new friend?

Hylas, on the other had, isn’t really that recognisable from his stint of television fame. Unless he’s with me, folks aren’t like to make the connection. But still – didn’t he look awesome?

Click all pics for extras. And be sure to look on twitter and tumblr for bonus photos not shown here!

Everyone was fascinated by his latex catsuit. The feel of it, the look of it – and the way we made it shiny (ArmorAll wipes). Oddly, everyone wanted to help shine him up

Funnily enough, most of the previous interviews they’d done had been done standing. I don’t have that much energy – and was wearing heels for a change – so I wanted to sit. Handily, there were two high stools and a low chair: this meant Hylas could sit lower, with his head in my lap.

Deb, the soundperson (who also took most of these photos) was just fascinated by the gasmask. The straps, the eye-holes, the breathing ports – there were quite a lot of shots when I got my camera back!

Because he was there as eye-candy, a fashion show at the end was a must! He looked pretty awesome posing in front of the wheel, don’t you agree?

Being well-prepared, Hylas had brought a few outfits with him to the filming. Once they saw the tiger zentai outfit, they wanted him to take a turn in that, too! (I think it was the tail that got their attention.)

Me, I wanted pics of all the eye-candy. So getting Elton to pose with Hylas wasn’t too hard. He did need to watch out for claws, though.

One more week of Wero pics – it’s been almost as much sharing them with you all as it was getting them taken!

Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring SapioSlut, Coy Pink and Blue-Eyed Vixen.

Category: Hylas, Wero, latex, wanton wednesday, zentai
Tags: nekkid > television

Rubber riches

Posted on | August 3, 2010 | 9 Comments

AKA Raunchy Review: Liberty Bodies Rubber Jewellery

Late last year I was looking for something I could give to Hylas that would symbolise our relationship. (That sounds terribly serious!) Mostly, I wanted something he could wear while we were together that wasn’t as unwieldy or obvious as the large rubber D-ringed collar that he owned.

So I was delighted to discover a neat company called Liberty Bodies, which had a rubber neckwire (in two sizes, no less). Subtle, simple, and rubbery – it was perfect!

I bought one – postage free from the UK to New Zealand – and gave it to Hylas on my birthday. It really was perfect.

The one time I punished him by making him eat celery? He’d forgotten to put his wire on before I arrived. It stays on the entire time we’re together – at home, in public, under costumes, when sleeping. If he asks, he’s welcome to take it off to shower or sleep – but for the most part it stays on, and isn’t an problem. He puts it on before I arrive, and takes it off after I leave.

Sometimes, even when I’m not there, I ask him to put it on when he’s doing something I’ve asked of him.

Do people notice it? Perhaps. But they assume it’s leather, or just a cord. They don’t see anything symbolic in it.

I do. He does. And that’s the important thing.

However! That’s not the only rubber jewellery that Liberty Bodies has. At the same time as I purchased his neckwire, I also bought myself a bracelet. It smells of tyres (it’s made from recycled tyre rubber), which I love to sniff, and it is lovely to wear. It’s not perfect though – it has a tendency to come unhooked and fall off.

Still, I liked that I could choose how tightly to clasp it – so tight that it lifted and created a 3D pattern, or loosely so it rested on my skin. That was pretty cool!

I wasn’t the only one this happened to, it seemed. Liberty had figured out the problem of the spontaneously unclasping bracelet, and a few months back they emailed me – they’d devised a solution, and wanted to send a replacement one to me for free (how awesome is that?)!

I was happy to take them up on this offer, and asked for a different pattern and size. When it arrived, I gifted it to Kiana.

She wears it remarkably often, including when she’s performing in her orchestral productions. It looks damned sexy. And the new clasp has solved the problem admirably – it’s a bit of a bugger to do up, but it really stays put!

Verdict: Liberty Bodies. Great store (so many other things there!). Great service. A pretty nifty blog and twitter as well. Check them out

Specs:
Name: Black Rubber Neckwire
Size: 18 inches (also available in 16 inches)
Materials: Rubber, Sterling silver for the clasp (also available in leather)
Colours: Black (leather has other colour choices available)
Made in: UK
Price: £9.95 regardless of material or colour
Worthy of note: A little challenging for a non-necklace wearer to do up. Practice helps, though!
Places it feels good: Around my pet’s neck.

10/10 Erogenous Zones

Specs:
Name: Recycled Rubber Bracelet
Size: Varies – smallest is up to 6 inch wrists, largest up to 7.5 inch wrists. 1mm thick.
Materials: Recycled tyre rubber, clasped with neodymium magnets
Colours: Black, Green, Aubergine or Blue
Made in: UK
Price: £14.99 regardless of size or pattern
Worthy of note: I suit a large, Kiana suits the medium. It’s worth measuring yourself!
Places it feels good: On my wrist.

9/10 Erogenous Zones

See my other reviews here.

Category: Hylas, Kiana, Raunchy Review, latex
Tags: adornments > D/s > fetish > happy-poly-moments

shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen

Posted on | August 1, 2010 | No Comments

There’s so much you can do with hair. Whether it’s touch it, have it pulled, or hide it under a hat, this week there’s hair to adore (among other things!).