Wero on Set
Posted on | July 28, 2010 | 8 Comments
It’s been a couple of weeks now, but I’m still thrilled at how well my first appearance on television went!
You’ve already seen my outfit for the show – this week we take a closer look at the set. Many thanks to sound-person Deb for taking all these great photos for me!
(There are click-throughs, of course. Be sure to have a look!)
This segment of Wero is called Wero Wheel, for good reason. And look what the wheel has landed on! No wonder they wanted to talk to me…
But the star of the show is Elton – who is such a honey! Hylas and I recognised him from the Big Gay Out earlier in the year (and he recognised us too – it’s a small, queer, world).
Deb had fun putting various pieces of equipment in shot for the photos. “And here’s the camera, and here’s the light box …” Yes, we really are being filmed, it’s true!
Despite not wearing make-up in real life (well, extremely rarely – for parties, mostly), it’s necessary for television. The lovely make-up artist did an awesome job of making me look just like I usually do! It was hot under those lights though, so reapplication was necessary. Elton was kind enough to hold my fan – mostly he wanted to steal it for himself, though!
Lucky Hylas didn’t need any make-up at all, being fully kitted out. But you’ll get to see more of his outfit(s) next week!
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Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring Danimo, The Slutty Friend and Vixen Blu.
Fat Dee is Fat
Posted on | July 27, 2010 | 13 Comments
Trollish backstory
Last week this blog saw its first ever troll (I have no idea what took them so long, really!). The reaction from readers was swift, hilarious, and awesome.
Here’s how it started – ‘Jesus’ commented with the following:
jesus fucken christ you’re fat
seriously, not ‘curvaceous’
just fucken FAT
Oh, silly silly jesus. Didn’t you notice that my profile description, in the oh-so-hard-to-find side-bar, specifically uses the word ‘fat’?
Still, it seemed like he was trying to use the word in a negative, pejorative, and insulting way. How to respond? Well, like this:
‘jesus’, I’m definitely fat, no argument there! But Curvaceous Dee rolls off the tongue with a bit more flair that Fat Dee 
Then I twittered about it, because I was amused – and the reactions came thick and fast…
Troll backlash!
Here on the blog, plenty of commenters had their say:
AAG got there first: Fuck you, Jesus. No really, FUCK YOU.
(Somehow I just can’t beat this for hilarity!)
Roxy had this to say:
I’ve always thought Curvaceous Dee was a perfect name, but a few more come to mind:
-Sexy Dee
-Playful Dee
-Sweet-as-Sugar Dee
-Beautiful Dee
Keep it up, gorgeous.
(I want to add Zaftig Dee and Rotund Dee to this list, please.)
Amie said it well: Oh Jesus. How immature.
(So very schoolyard!)
Laura got all dictionary on his ass:
From Merriam-Webster OnLine: “cur-va-ceous. Variant: cur-va-cious: having or suggesting the curves of a well-proportioned feminine figure;broadyly: having a smoothly curving shape
(Can I kiss you now, Laura?)
Fred popped his head above the parapet:
Just ignore the idiot!
We love you Dee.
Fred
(We love you too, Fred!)
~m chimed in with:
God, I hate morons like Jesus. (And reading that statement just made me giggle.)
Curvaceous Dee is a Bodacious Woman!
<3 <3 <3
(Bodacious? I love it!)
And FrecklesNZ (my sweet friend with no blog to link to) shared a brilliant story:
You’ll like this (and apologies to anyone religious)…
We were sitting around talking about people you can’t trust, given random examples other people had told us and the 11 year old pipes up with ‘never trust anyone called Jesus’! Where that came from, I have no idea, but it’s appropriate here!
(Hee!)
Over on twitter, these reactions came through as well:
RockinwithaCock: I’m sorry someone felt the need to be mean. I think it’s funny that it looks like his name is jesus, though. 
LScribbens: And isn’t it just ironic that he calls himself “Jesus”, as if Jesus would of ever said that to someone.
MlleAuroreB: Wow that’s a brilliant comment on “Jesus’” part. So articulate.
ehjc: It’s like he thinks it’s an insult. Sad. *hugs* for you Dee!
thecrimsonkitty: your response was classy, intelligent, and to the point. He probably won’t get it because he can’t even spell correctly!
aagblog: Anytime I can kick Jesus in the nads, you just let me know.
tSunshineLove: Anytime I can kick Jesus in the nads, you just let me know.
Becs: and what awesome responses from your other readers!
Oonai: That person really needs a hobby. You are beautiful Dee!
(You are all gorgeous, wonderful, fantabulous readers!)
Troll-be-gone
Sadly, as jesus’ email address was patently fake – cunt@nowhere.com – it’s unlikely he’ll see any of these awesome responses. But he has, truly, been kicked – whether he knows it or not.
Fuck you, Jesus. I’m fat, and I love it!
Curves curves curves
Posted on | July 25, 2010 | No Comments
It can be difficult to find the time to check out everyone’s Wanton Wednesday and HNT photos. In this regular feature, I showcase my favourite pics of the week. If you like them, please visit the blogger in question and let them know – I certainly have.
I like the curves. Lovely rounded flesh to be looked at, caressed, admired, and more. This week there are three lovely people with curves in abundance!
“Cultivate your curves — they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.” – Mae West
“In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.” – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
“I’m curvy and wholesome.” – Charlotte Church
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If you missed them, here’s your chance to visit earlier favourites:
Temperature Change
Portions
The Great Outdoors
Above the Ocean
Wickedly Wero
Posted on | July 21, 2010 | 16 Comments
It was really exciting getting prepared to be filmed for television – and part of the excitement was figuring out what to wear!
Generally, for me, when it comes to picking out my clothes it’s not such a big deal. I like to show off the cleavage and the curves, but mostly I’ll let it go at that. That said, I really did want to make a good impression! Thus, a bit of a panic, and a strong need to have options as well.
Ultimately this is what I went with (photographed by Hylas on my back deck, before we were picked up by the taxi):
Now, for those of you who’ve seen the clip on Wero, or looked at the photos in my previous post, this is not what I ended up wearing on screen. Or rather, it totally is, only without the fuchsia top.
This is what was beneath:
Yep, that’s the gorgeous basque I purchased last year. Hello, boobies! It amuses me no end that the (gay) producer and the (gay) interviewer both thought this look was hotter. Boobiesexuals, perhaps?
Of course, it’s important to get the accessories right as well. Kinky plaits, hot earrings, an (in)appropriate necklace, and (rare for me) some elegant heels. All necessary to complete the look!
And that was the outfit! Next week there’ll be more photos from the set itself. And after that, a focus on Hylas’ fetish outfits as they were lovingly shined, touched, and filmed. So much still to come 
You’ve probably figured out that there are click-throughs for all of these pictures! If not, go click now!
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Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring Reluctant Princess, Annabelle, and Hubman.
Temperature change
Posted on | July 18, 2010 | 15 Comments
It can be difficult to find the time to check out everyone’s Wanton Wednesday and HNT photos. In this regular feature, I showcase my favourite pics of the week. If you like them, please visit the blogger in question and let them know – I certainly have.
It’s handy being able to warm up (especially in the cold winter months). This week we have three different ways of keeping the temperature high!
“If I don’t have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I’m not Kramer.” – Kramer, from Seinfeld episode ‘The Shower Head’
“Certain gloves can improve your grip.” – Sandra Mason
“We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.” – Joycelyn Elders, from Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode ‘Abstinence’
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If you missed them, here’s your chance to visit earlier favourites:
Portions
The Great Outdoors
Above the Ocean
Vintage
In the moment
Posted on | July 16, 2010 | 11 Comments
Chocolate by Beau Monde
Past was the time for savouring.
Still to come was the time for repleteness.
Now he was going to devour her.
She was a feast for the senses:
a rich fecund aroma of arousal;
her warm palette of flushed skin;
the muffled cries around her gag;
a muscle jerking as his tongue laps;
chocolate sweet and tart in his mouth.
She is his dessert.
He is her voracious glutton.
Challenge details. 69 words.
Toasty warm
Posted on | July 14, 2010 | 13 Comments
Because it’s really cold this winter, and it wasn’t enough to see fireplace pictures last week both here and on SapioSlut, it’s time for some more.
These ones were taken by Hylas – it really is interesting seeing the different perspectives from the three photographers (last week’s were taken by AmieWee, while the ones on SapioSlut were taken by James).
As always, click the photos for extra images – and be sure to look on my tumblr and my twitter for special bonus pics you won’t see here!
It was just lovely sprawling out on the furry red rug in front of the fireplace…
And rolling over so I could get my back rubbed and scratched. Oh, I was purring!
Then sitting up a bit and learning against Hylas’ knees, so I could stretch out and toast my toes.
And, eventually, lending my back as a foot rest for Iona. Because that’s what sexy naked friends do
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Don’t forget to have a look at my favourite pictures from last week, featuring The Secretive Writer and The Muffin Fan!
Naked and famous
Posted on | July 12, 2010 | 25 Comments
Everybody wants to be naked and famous … and while I was (partially) clothed and Hylas was wrapped in latex, the claim stands. Doesn’t everybody want to be naked and famous? Probably not. But I do!
Last night we made our television début on Maori Television, on the show Wero. Wero is a great local show about gay, lesbian, bi and trans communities; and full of interviews, education, and a lot of pretty as well!
We were on in the segment called Wero Wheel, to talk about BDSM in Aotearoa New Zealand – and demonstrate a bit too
Yes, that's my lovely Pet, all rubbered up and showing off the 'Wero Wheel'. Isn't he pretty?
You can watch the entire episode online here – but if you want to skip just to our part I quite understand! We start at 20:30 (and I am squeeing just from watching it again – that was SO AWESOME!).
We had an absolute blast doing this – we were there for about four hours, and it went so quickly! Elton, our interviewer, was a sweetie (and looked marvellous in my blindfold) - he also kept stealing my fan to use between filming! Josh, the director and our cameraman, was such a pleasure to deal with – and he seemed most impressed with Hylas’ outfit – lots of closeups, which you’ll notice on the show! Our soundperson Deb was very taken with the gas mask, and kindly took loads of photos for me – you’ll see lots more in the coming weeks (I took the one above, but most were by her). And our sweet make-up artist did a lovely job of making me look as I do usually (ie: like I had no make-up on), and funnily enough decided to stay and watch the filming rather than head off for a break …
My only wee sad is that they spelt my name wrong … but I don’t care all that much. People often write it as ‘Curvacious’ rather than ‘Curvaceous’, but I think I’ll cope. It was so totally worth it
Pimpage! They did a link onscreen to FetLife, which is awesome.
I also showed off my XL Adult Toybox from For Your Nymphomation; the Best Blindfold in the World (ever) by Scott Paul, my Fun Fur Handcuffs from D.VICE, and a bunch of other stuff. It was cool being able to demonstrate these things!
Hylas’ gas mask – the British S10 (I know his gas masks pretty well now!) - came from Kiwi Disposals. His yummy purple rubber catsuit is from Reactor; his sexy tiger zentai came from ebay, and his bondage mittens were from Blackstyle. Did you see those? No finger movement there! Such pretties …
*pets my Pet*
Yes, I’m on a high here. In the taxi home we discussed the idea of doing our own show with education and whatnot, on Vimeo. What do you all think?
*bounces* And what did you think of the show???
Portions
Posted on | July 11, 2010 | 4 Comments
It can be difficult to find the time to check out everyone’s Wanton Wednesday and HNT photos. In this regular feature, I showcase my favourite pics of the week. If you like them, please visit the blogger in question and let them know – I certainly have.
While it’s damned hot to see people fully in the flesh, knowing that they choose to share only a portion of themselves can be intense as well. What fantasies will you have seeing this week’s favourites?
“Fantasies are more than substitutes for unpleasant reality; they are also dress rehearsals, plans. All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination.” – Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
“Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.” – Terry Pratchett
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If you missed them, here’s your chance to visit earlier favourites:
The Great Outdoors
Above the Ocean
Vintage
Fearful Symmetry
e[lust] #17
Posted on | July 10, 2010 | No Comments
Photo courtesy of Elle from Kink Unleashed
Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #18? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!
Editor’s Note: A little change in how things are done for this edition – you’ll notice there are no “Top 3″ picks – due in part to the holiday I ended up being extremely short on judges and I didn’t have enough for fair voting. So instead, I expanded my “Featured Post”. (If you’d like to volunteer to be an occasional judge for e[lust], just email me, Lilly, at questions.e.lust @ gmail.com) Also, please be sure to check out the new summer schedule in effect until the 20th edition.
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Why Pride is Still Important – When someone tells me that they don’t think Pride is necessary, I can’t help but believe that they go through life with tunnel vision. I live in New York where for the most part I can walk around being a big ol’ queen and I’ll make it home alive, but there are people who live in places where they can’t. Even here in New York you’ll get called a faggot from time to time by passing cars or groups of punks, and even here in New York I hear stories of people getting the shit kicked out of them just because they were gay.
Fantasies and Condoms – Our culture has created a narrative in which sex only feels good and looks sexy if no one is protected. We’re all suffering from this narrative, but sex workers are probably suffering the most.
~ e[lust] Editress ~
Some days we need a little hope – I encourage you to practice random acts of kindness that could be worthy of inclusion on the site (GivesMeHope.com). Be nice, be caring, let your heart open up just for the sake of bringing someone some happiness or comfort. Do you know how good it feels to just give?
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