Toothy-pegs

My goodness, what can these be? Yes, they’re little teeth with eyes. And they bite!

My friends know me too well, obviously. One such, whom I visited on Saturday, kindly gave me  these, and I promptly decided they were ripe for perversion. Which I’m sure was the general idea!

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I’m a crafty kinkster

You can buy sex toys, or you can pervert ordinary items into sex toys … or you can make your own sex toys (getting hands on, y’know?). This book, the eponymous Make Your Own Sex Toys, contains ’50 quick and easy do-it-yourself projects’. In other words: the details on how to make a whole bunch of sexy and kinky items yourself.

There are five main sections in the book: The Basics, For Him, For Her, For Couples, Storage and Organisers. Note the gender binary, as well as the presumption of duo-relationships. It may have been a simple way to organise the book, but did feel rather limiting. There was also some kink included in the book, but it was mixed in with more vanilla toys, which was a shame.

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Pervertable Things

Because I just can’t help myself …

Long wooden spoons and electric toothbrushes

Bright metal rulers and boots good for crushes

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Boxing Wraps

Knowing that he had sampled many of the contents of my toy box, on Friday night I asked Dionysos, “What product do you think I should review next?” He paused and looked thoughtful (no doubt remembering some of the fantastic play sessions we’ve had in the past), and then his eyes sparkled and he grinned evilly.

“The boxing wraps,” he stated with certainty. “Definitely the boxing wraps. After all, you’ve been trying them out for years now.”

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