I woke up on Saturday the 31st, with a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea. I rolled over to snuggle in with Apollo, and as I lazily groped him, I told him of the thought that had come to me.
“Today is the last day of the May Masturbation Challenge. And later today I’ll be seeing Medea, and Adonis. Do you reckon I could masturbate three times today? Finish off with a bang?”
He looked at me like I was crazy. Completely mental. (But that’s not unusual.) And I thought it was an idea worth pursuing.
Welcome, folks, to the final progress report of the May Masturbation Challenge. With just one day left to go, it’s time to check back in with our determined challenger, Dee, and see how she’s doing now that the finish is in sight.
All of us here at Wank-a-lot Industries are proud to have been affiliated with Curvaceous Dee and her challenge. We’ve been on-hand throughout the ordeal, working behind the scenes to keep things simple for her. At various times we have provided fresh sex towels, lubrication, media, toys and (most importantly) encouragement, in order for her to keep on wanking.
Welcome back! We’re once again visiting the Dee & Apollo household, midway through day 20 of the May Masturbation Challenge. Our intrepid frigger is looking cheerful, which may be because today is also, incidentally, the second anniversary of her civil union. We here at Wank-a-lot Industries have offered our hearty congratulations to them both, along with a gift-basket of lubricant. (Because everyone needs more lubricant, and Dee more than most right now!)
The month of May proceeds apace, and so far I have been successful in meeting the challenge of masturbating daily. And woah – is my sex drive ever-increasing! There is the occasional day when I really don’t feel like getting off (and I wouldn’t bother if it weren’t for the challenge), but most days I’m aroused, and I’m ready to pop – I’ve been pouncing and seducing whichever husband, lover, or friends-with-benefits I can get my mitts on, on top of getting myself off!
At the Dee & Apollo household, it’s early on Day 10 of the May Masturbation Challenge. As those who are following the official spreadsheet will know, so far the challenge has been completed successfully every day. Can she manage for another twenty-one? We here at Wank-a-lot Industries thought it time to check in on our tireless masturbator to see how things are progressing.
We caught Dee as she was drinking her morning cup of tea, and asked her how she was feeling about the challenge. “Oh, it’s certainly taking a lot of energy,” she replied. “But I’m getting a lot of pleasure from the whole experience.”
International Masturbation Month is here, for the thirteenth year running. And this evening Adonis, Aphrodite and Medea have challenged me to wank every single day of May. Of course, I accepted the challenge! *grin*
(Actually, Adonis ordered me. But I still think of it as a challenge…)
But today is the second of May – I’m a day late starting. Or am I? It’s been a pretty arousing week for me, and last night I bought myself to a gushing orgasm, with the assistance of a vibrating toy and Rachel Kramer Bussel‘s Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z Vol 2. So before I even knew I was challenged, I was partaking. Hoorah!