Friday poem: Batteries
Posted on | January 8, 2010 | 5 Comments
Yes, it’s the return of the silly Friday poem. Enjoy!
Batteries
Big and small and long and round
Inserted backwards and upside down
Always aiming to confound
Batteries. I hate them!
Rolling around in my drawer
Slipping loose upon the floor
Hiding when I need some more
Batteries. Damn them.
Triple A, Double A, C and D
Cell and 9-volt – they don’t agree
Too many types – but not the one I need
Batteries. Gah!
Useful so my toys will vibe
But never the size I had ascribed
Who is it I have to bribe?
Batteries. Who needs ‘em?
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January 8th, 2010 @ 1:35 pm
o fun! I like it!
January 8th, 2010 @ 2:42 pm
LOL OMG! I was just bitching about batteries today on twitter while I was packing up my toys for the move. LOVE IT!
January 9th, 2010 @ 3:35 am
Cute poem.
January 9th, 2010 @ 1:15 pm
Great modern poem
January 10th, 2010 @ 1:51 pm
Delighted you all liked it! Mina, it’s insanely annoying, I agree
xx Dee