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Trollish backstory

Last week this blog saw its first ever troll (I have no idea what took them so long, really!). The reaction from readers was swift, hilarious, and awesome.

Here’s how it started – ‘Jesus’ commented with the following:

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Dr Doodles

A few weeks back the luscious Amie Wee and I made plans to go to Dr Sketchy’s for the first time. Not that I am any sort of artist – words I am pretty good with, lines and shading not so much. But it sounded like fun, and who am I to turn down Amie?

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Planet of the Apes

Can you believe that none of us had seen the original Planet of the Apes before? I’d watched the re-make in cinemas, and purchased the video of the original when I spotted it cheap … but never got around to putting it in the player and making it go. 5JBEAHZ5E9Z4

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Dee-sexy

So twice in the last week I’ve received the delicious, delectable, dee-groovy, Dee-sexy award. Many thanks to Viemoira and Diana both – it made my day each time!

*click to see me glowing*

According to both post, this award comes with a catch – aside from reposting it, that is. I need to list 5 sexy things about myself, and then pass it on to 4 different people.

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Just click

Clean and coyCoy Pink always has amazing imagery, but she goes one step further to break hearts and tumescese groins with her fantastic milk bath photoshoot. This is just one picture – go and see the rest!

How many have you encountered?9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex (hat-tip Rebecca Deos)There are a lot of “dos” and “don’ts” during sexual encounters that most people have little trouble following. (Do insert your penis. Don’t sneeze during intercourse.) But some types of people, on the other hand, always do something that screws up the whole thing. Here are nine of them.

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Searching for Satisfaction

I always find it interesting knowing where my readers are coming from – how they find me, why they stay. After all, it’s all about strangers finding my site, reading about my sex life, looking at my boobs. Voyeurism, over the internet – which I encourage! However, a bit like reverse voyeurism, I like to know where my readers come from, rather than just why they’re (you’re) there.

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Just Right

Spam is all about the cock size these days, it seems. What happened to pushing shares and Nigerian scams?

There seem to be three distinct categories of cock spam, putting me in mind of the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Because nothing says ‘fairy tale’ like some of these subject lines…

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Deluge of euphemisms

On the radio this afternoon I heard something rather strange. Something that I was sure I had, in fact, misheard. But my brother, also in the car with me, heard what I heard too – my ears weren’t blocked. I kinda wished they were though, once we realised what we were hearing.

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Cake and cunnilingus

I love my tail.

HitTail, that is.

Every evening I’ll log in and have a look at where people have arrived from. For not only does it give me numbers, it also gives me pages – and that’s fascinating! Following unfamiliar links back to their source introduces me to blogs that I was previously unacquainted with, up to that point; and looking at search terms gives me a voyeuristic look into the back-alleys of the internet.

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Aching cheeks

The oddest things turn me on.

This afternoon I had a doctor’s appointment. That’s not the turn-on – my doctor is lovely, and very practical, but I’m not attracted to her in that way. We determined, during the course of my appointment, that I required two injections.

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