Parodies and Pizza Boys
Posted on | December 2, 2010 | 18 Comments | Previous Post Next Post
Last week we had another (good) Pizza and (bad) Porn gathering – something which happens two or three times a year. As per usual, this involved bean-bags, flirting, cold drinks and salty food. And good friends!
That was a smaller gathering than usual, with only seven of us. But we had some atrocious porn, courtesy of Amie Wee. And for some reason, this time it was all about the parodies.
This was what we cringed through (links go through to trailers):
This Ain’t Avatar XXX. High point = awesome makeup. Low point = pink cocks on blue bodies. How hard would it had been to put a blue condom on, people?
The Human Sexipede. High point = the mad scientist. Low point = so much better than any porn should be for a bad porn day!
Dexxxter. High point = the opening credits (awesome spoof on the original). Low point = why wrap girls in plastic and then not do anything with them? And where’s the blood???
Emmanuelle 2: A World of Desire. High point = mocking the outfits. Low point = everything else. *shudder*
Lactating MILTFs. High point = fascinating to watch. Low point = not a parody of anything. And why is there a T in MILFs?
We took a break for pizza after Dexxxter - and I was so impressed with the view from the deck that I wanted pictures. Amie happily obliged.
Do you like my sunfrock? I wasn’t wearing anything underneath it…
*click to see why I like it so much*
It seemed like a good idea at the time to flash the pizza boy. He was rather appreciative (click to see just how much). Told me that I made his night!
And yes, it was good pizza. Good friends. Bad porn. Success all around.
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December 2nd, 2010 @ 1:13 pm
Oh my gosh that was funny. That kid was SO cute!!
December 2nd, 2010 @ 1:14 pm
That pizza boy is probably going straight to Hell!
December 2nd, 2010 @ 1:17 pm
ACK! That boy is so terribly adorable and funny. And go you!!!! I can’t say I’d have the balls to flash a pizza guy. Maybe.
Gorgeous sun frock, too.
December 3rd, 2010 @ 12:24 am
Lilly, it’s a right pain trying to flash yer balls at someone, trousers are a touch more troublesome than a shirt or a frock of some sort. Be thankful ye have nae the balls to flash a pizza guy, breasts usually gain a more favourable reception, as ye’ve no doubt come to appreciate in light of yer classy lil’ representation due East of yer posts, which most assuredly has many a fan.
It occurred to me that the more traditional Scots have a much easier time of the ol’ ball-flashin’, this thought caused me to start typing with a Scottish accent. I have an excuse, I can claim lineage, don’t hate me =(
December 3rd, 2010 @ 8:17 am
Oh thats lovely. Daddy Love teases me about doing this to the postman. Made my afternoon, cheers!
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December 4th, 2010 @ 7:35 pm
Amie – Yeah, he was a sweetie. And the pizza was great!
Hylas – You know, he probably was …
Lilly – It was fun. I’d do it again!
menage – So … do you have a kilt? The 8th of me that’s Scottish would like to know. Hell, all of me would like to know!
hdlg – Ooh, I didn’t think about doing it to the postie!
xx Dee
December 5th, 2010 @ 1:47 pm
Oh Ho! That was perfection on a balcony. I bet that young man will always tell that story as tales of my Pizza Delivery Career!
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December 5th, 2010 @ 1:53 pm
Kiwiana – I nearly lost my nerve (yes, me!) and didn’t do it. But I think everyone’s glad I did …
xx Dee
December 6th, 2010 @ 2:28 am
I’m sure glad you did it, gave me a justifiable opportunity to make my “WOOO! Titties!” face =P
Nobody wants to see my “Wooo titties” face, it… it ain’t a pretty sight.
And I lack kilt, but do have some of the family tartan lying around here somewhere. I really should visit Scotland at some point.
If it’s any consolation for the lack of kilt, since I lost weight in June, July-ish, I’ve been finding it difficult to keep my pants on (sadly not in the fun sense, that excuse disappeared a looooooooooong time ago), without the aid of a belt that now reaches around me nearly twice >.<
Ah needs maself some new clothes
December 8th, 2010 @ 10:50 pm
Dee that dress is just beautiful on you!
and glad to see the big smile on PizzaBoy’s face -grin-
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December 9th, 2010 @ 6:28 am
menage – Think of all the awesome things you can do with those belts once you buy new clothes …
Bella – You say the loveliest things, dear!
xx Dee
December 10th, 2010 @ 11:36 am
Ooh! Pizza and porn party sounds like an awesome idea. I saw the Twilight parody porn, which much like the original was hilarious. Well, now I’m hungry and want to watch porn.
December 12th, 2010 @ 1:21 pm
Hooray for pr0n and pizza nights! (Sorry we were unable to join in the fun – next time I hope to.)
love the flash! And good on you for carrying through with it despite the jitters! It can get a bit nerve racking when you know the moment is about to arrive. Excellent catching his reaction.
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December 12th, 2010 @ 10:02 pm
Justine – Twilight parody porn? Eeep! Was it really sparkly?
Sapio – He did seem to appreciate it …
xx Dee
December 14th, 2010 @ 9:35 am
Lucky Pizza boy…..
I delivered pizza for 6 years and was never that lucky
:p
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December 14th, 2010 @ 10:40 am
shane – Poor poppet! You’ll just have to deliver some pizza here
xx Dee
February 19th, 2011 @ 9:13 am
Pizza delivery can be exiting
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February 19th, 2011 @ 9:29 am
LBST – It certainly can! I’m pretty sure that pizza delivery person thought so …
xx Dee