Last week we had another (good) Pizza and (bad)Porn gathering – something which happens two or three times a year. As per usual, this involved bean-bags, flirting, cold drinks and salty food. And good friends!
That was a smaller gathering than usual, with only seven of us. But we had some atrocious porn, courtesy of Amie Wee. And for some reason, this time it was all about the parodies.
This was what we cringed through (links go through to trailers):
This Ain’t Avatar XXX. High point = awesome makeup. Low point = pink cocks on blue bodies. How hard would it had been to put a blue condom on, people?
The Human Sexipede. High point = the mad scientist. Low point = so much better than any porn should be for a bad porn day!
Dexxxter. High point = the opening credits (awesome spoof on the original). Low point = why wrap girls in plastic and then not do anything with them? And where’s the blood???
Emmanuelle 2: A World of Desire. High point = mocking the outfits. Low point = everything else. *shudder*
Lactating MILTFs. High point = fascinating to watch. Low point = not a parody of anything. And why is there a T in MILFs?
We took a break for pizza after Dexxxter - and I was so impressed with the view from the deck that I wanted pictures. Amie happily obliged.
Do you like my sunfrock? I wasn’t wearing anything underneath it…
*click to see why I like it so much*
It seemed like a good idea at the time to flash the pizza boy. He was rather appreciative (click to see just how much). Told me that I made his night!
And yes, it was good pizza. Good friends. Bad porn. Success all around.