Spunky and Slippery

Posted on | November 4, 2010 | 4 Comments |

The sex education I had growing up wasn’t too bad. Not that it was terribly memorable either (unlike finding and devouring my father’s Playboy cartoon books. Which I now own).

What do I remember? I remember making rockets out of tampons at eleven. I remember being amazed  at sixteen when I found out that spunk (a term we used for a sexy guy) was slang for sperm. I know that I was taught about condoms and spermicide and the pill – and early enough that I used all of those things. Just.

(I wish they hadn’t taught me about the spermicide, though. That shit burned!)


My own sexual timeline goes something like this:

13 – My first kiss. Which was amazingly hot, although I had subsequent nose-bleed at lunch, 20 minutes later.

14 – First oral sex. Both giving and receiving. In a hot tub. The smell of chlorine got me hot and bothered for years afterwards. (And this was with the same person as my first kiss.)

14 3/4 – First penetrative sex. Which was an absolute, total disaster. Although the weather outdoors that day was lovely! Alas, when I got home I was snapped for wagging school. And I never saw or sexed that person again.

19 – First masturbation. Yes, really. All hail internet porn, even back in the dark old dial-up days.

20 – First orgasm. Whilst masturbating. That was a great day.

21 – First orgasm with partner.

22 – First multiple orgasm. Which was also my first drenching-the-bed orgasm. And yes, it was whilst masturbating.


Alas, there were two things I never learned in sex education, and in retrospect I really wish I had.

One – which is probably obvious from reading my timeline, is masturbation. Why did no one ever talk about this? About what was normal, what felt good, what to do? My mother talked with me, at eighteen, about buying me a vibrator – she masturbated, and I’m still not sure if I ever wanted to know that (although I’m glad she told me, I just wish it hadn’t been when I was eighteen). But I was mortified, and she didn’t know where to shop for one (she tried the pharmacy), and I eventually figured it out myself, two years later. Before then all I’d ever done was groom myself – in the pubic region – when in bed at night.

What? It felt nice, okay?

But the other thing. The other thing that no one ever talked about just Pisses. Me. Off. Because everyone should know about it. It should be mentioned with masturbation, included in the safe sex talk, and definitely brought up when penetration of any kind is discussed (even with tampons, dammit).

What am I talking about? LUBRICANT.

Lubricant changed my sex life. I make plenty of my own – now – but for the first six years of sex, it was chafing and frictiony and uncomfortable and I was just stubbornly persistent because I knew it had to get better.

If I’d known about lubricant whilst embarking on sex, then my ill-fated virgin fuck would have been  considerably more pleasant (only my back from where the stub of bamboo had stuck into it ached worse afterwards). Of course, neither of us knew what we were doing, other than tab-A, slot-B, condom. But still.

These days I love lubricant. I have two kinds in my hand-bag. Some in the bathroom. Half a dozen different ones in the bedside drawer. Lube in my toy bag, lube in the play room, lube lube lube. Lube everywhere!

I use it for inserting my smart ball. I use it to stop my thighs chafing in summer. I use it with sex toys, with condoms, with penises. I use it with my fingers. I use it to cool my cunt during summer wanks. I use it because slippery is awesome, and it’s fun to boot.

If I could teach my teen self just one thing? It would be lube.

But if it could be two, I’d talk about masturbation. And using the lube for it!


This post was written as part of the Scarleteen Sex-Ed Blog Carnival. Please support Scarleteen (who do talk about lubricant. And masturbation. Glad someone is!) – and check out what other participants have had to say!

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4 Responses to “Spunky and Slippery”

  1. Serena Dante
    November 6th, 2010 @ 6:05 am

    Great stuff. Masturbation is definitely important, and lube is definitely important to that!

  2. Dee
    November 6th, 2010 @ 11:29 am

    Thank you, Serena! You get no argument from me – I just wish more people knew about this :)

    xx Dee

  3. Amie
    November 8th, 2010 @ 10:51 am

    I’m kind of the opposite to you when it comes to lube use. I started off using a lot of lube when I was younger & first having sexual experiences with myself and others, but now I only use it if I’m using big toys.

    I’ve probably used/had lube used on me once in the last year and it was for strap on play.

    I just don’t particularly like it & for me, how wet I naturally get combined with my own saliva is pretty much the winning combination for me.

  4. Dee
    November 13th, 2010 @ 3:00 pm

    I’m just glad you knew about it and had the opportunity to use it (or not), Amie!

    xx Dee


  

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