Sunday was a lovely day. Sunday, Hylas was absolutely wicked and evil and downright mean. Sunday, I had the strongest orgasms I’ve had all month. And that’s saying something!
Sunday, 11am. I put my clit clamp on my clitoris. I’m wearing a long skirt, no underwear. The clamp has a bell, so it jingles.
11:15am. Hylas arrives, and he helps me hang the washing. Bending over is interesting. So is squatting. I get laughed at. Dammit.
11:30am. We leave to drive over to James’ for brunch. Hylas deliberately swerves to hit every pothole and every bump on the way. And laughs like a drain. Bastard!
Midday. It turns out that we were a week early for brunch. Whoops! Still, Iona and James welcomed us, and we spent a pleasant while chatting. Every time I have to get up to pee (which is rather often), I take the clamp off, wince, do my business, and put it back on. Everyone bar me finds my squirming extremely amusing. I get more, and more, and more focused on my genitals. My world is shrinking rapidly until all I want to do is touch myself.
2pm. Hylas and I go to Wendys™ for lunch. I do my darndest not to squirm while we sit and eat, surrounded by random families. Hylas has a wicked glint in his eye, and a wicked grin!
3pm. We arrive here, finally:
We are here! What a lovely sight it is. We wander, I pee (again!), hunting hunting for a place where I can get down to business, and finally get that damned clamp off my nethers …
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Finally we ended up at the old army emplacement. Where no one can see us, unless they’re on the water!
It does look kind of grey and overcast- but I know how to brighten that up!
Yes, that is a bell hanging off my clit. *jingle jingle* And now I get to touch myself. Whee!
Oh, glorious messy orgasm! How I’ve waited for you.
Oh look! When I take the clamp off, I get to have another. *beams*
My, what a mess I seem to have made …
Now that was a fun afternoon. Even with the lovely Hylas taking photos and being all mean And, of course, it was all in aid of the Wankfest 2010 challenge!
Bonus pic: I made a mess on my shoe! Which isn’t that surprising, really …