Ring-a-Ling!

Posted on | May 26, 2010 | 17 Comments |

Sunday was a lovely day. Sunday, Hylas was absolutely wicked and evil and downright mean. Sunday, I had the strongest orgasms I’ve had all month. And that’s saying something!

Sunday, 11am. I put my clit clamp on my clitoris. I’m wearing a long skirt, no underwear. The clamp has a bell, so it jingles.

11:15am. Hylas arrives, and he helps me hang the washing.  Bending over is interesting. So is squatting. I get laughed at. Dammit.

11:30am. We leave to drive over to James’ for brunch. Hylas deliberately swerves to hit every pothole and every bump on the way. And laughs like a drain. Bastard!

Midday. It turns out that we were a week early for brunch. Whoops! Still, Iona and James welcomed us, and we spent a pleasant while chatting. Every time I have to get up to pee (which is rather often), I take the clamp off, wince, do my business, and put it back on.  Everyone bar me finds my squirming extremely amusing.  I get more, and more, and more focused on my genitals. My world is shrinking rapidly until all I want to do is touch myself.

2pm. Hylas and I go to Wendys™ for lunch. I do my darndest not to squirm while we sit and eat, surrounded by random families. Hylas has a wicked glint in his eye, and a wicked grin!

3pm. We arrive here, finally:

We are here! What a lovely sight it is.  We wander, I pee (again!), hunting hunting for a place where I can get down to business, and finally get that damned clamp off my nethers …

Click all photos for extra depravity!

Finally we ended up at the old army emplacement. Where no one can see us, unless they’re on the water!

It does look kind of grey and overcast- but I know how to brighten that up!

Yes, that is a bell hanging off my clit. *jingle jingle* And now I get to touch myself. Whee!

Oh, glorious messy orgasm! How I’ve waited for you.

Oh look! When I take the clamp off, I get to have another. *beams*

My, what a mess I seem to have made …

Now that was a fun afternoon. Even with the lovely Hylas taking photos and being all mean :) And, of course, it was all in aid of the Wankfest 2010 challenge!

Bonus pic: I made a mess on my shoe! Which isn’t that surprising, really …

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17 Responses to “Ring-a-Ling!”

  1. Hylas
    May 26th, 2010 @ 11:07 pm

    I’ve got to say that I feel as if I’m being unfairly represented here…

    Hylas.

    PS – you forgot to mention that I have a sports car with firm suspension, and I “accidentally” did a bit of bunny-hopping too.

  2. Miss Magenta
    May 26th, 2010 @ 11:48 pm

    Fucking hot WW shots! My my you have messy orgasms….you and me both.

    xo MM

  3. Aurore
    May 27th, 2010 @ 1:55 am

    Well you are definitely enjoying Wankfest ;)

  4. Lila
    May 27th, 2010 @ 4:34 am

    what a gorgeous view!!! and I’m not talking about bastion point ;)

  5. Lila
    May 27th, 2010 @ 4:35 am

    *grins* or the old army encampment. i don’t know why i came up with that name!

  6. Nicole
    May 27th, 2010 @ 1:40 pm

    Where do you get a clamp like that, I wonder what Mysty would say to find me at home with a clamp on my clit, ringing with glee when she gets home from work …

  7. Dee
    May 27th, 2010 @ 1:34 pm

    Hylas – Given the nature of your comment, I think you’re doing a good job of unfairly representing yourself! Meanie.

    MM – Messy is fun. I’ve laundered a lot of towels this month …

    Aurore – I am, at that!

    Lila – The view from Bastion Point is gorgeous, no argument. And the encampment has a lot of possibilities (attachment points, y’see).

    xx Dee

  8. bd
    May 27th, 2010 @ 1:36 pm

    that clamp/bell thing fascinates me. And someone had a birthday coming up. Hmmmmm

  9. Dangerous Lilly
    May 27th, 2010 @ 1:38 pm

    Damn you DO get messy ;) The bell thing is interesting, but I know that my poor little clit would have none of that, it’s too hidden.

  10. nitebyrd
    May 28th, 2010 @ 4:07 am

    You have such joyful orgasams! The bell is a festive touch but like Lilly, my clit wouldn’t be having it!

  11. solitarysexualpsyclist
    May 28th, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

    whoaaa…
    the sound of a bell..muted by the flow of your juices.
    very erotic notion…!

  12. Iona
    May 29th, 2010 @ 1:19 pm

    YAY! It was great to see you going rather distracted mid-discussion when you guys popped in. Very well earned orgasms!

    You do Puddles with a capital P. Fantastic!

  13. Dee
    June 2nd, 2010 @ 9:18 pm

    bd – It’s fun to wear! Although generally I wear it for considerably less time than this!

    Lilly – My clit loves it. My nipples, on the other hand, detest clamps.

    Nicole – I got mine sent to me by TabuToys, so you shouldn’t have to much difficulty sourcing one for yourself!

    nitebird – Joyful orgasms. Yes, I really do :)

    psyclist – An erotic notion, and an erotic experience …

    SS – I do like making my puddles!

    xx to all,

    Dee

  14. lisa
    April 16th, 2012 @ 8:49 am

    after reading i bought a clit clamp and darn is it fun, went to store and a guy said what is that ringing—my pussy stupid! Nice pic, love my clamp in the car, i got out and had my juices down my leg,,, makes me want spanked with the fly swater———-clamp on —nice idea, thanks.Ha- makes you wonder what our grandmothers did with those clothes pins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Dee
    April 19th, 2012 @ 10:56 am

    lisa – I’m glad you enjoy using yours! And yes, that is a good question … clothes pins indeed :)

    xx Dee

  16. Mandie
    November 2nd, 2012 @ 10:48 pm

    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  17. Dee
    November 3rd, 2012 @ 9:33 am

    Mandie – Each to their own, Mandie. Why are you reading and commenting if you dislike this so much?

    Dee


  

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