Wankfest 2010: Week 2 Update

Welcome back folks! We’re now at the halfway point of the Wankfest 2010 challenge, and it’s time that we check back in with Intrepid Wanker Dee to see how she is coping. If she’s been following the guidelines then she will have been ensuring that she takes plenty of electrolytes (so she doesn’t dehydrate), and that she always has a towel with her, just in case.

Unsurprisingly, more questions came in to Wankfest Central over the week, and we thought that it would be nice for us to give Dee a break from working her cunt and let her brain out to play instead.

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Dimunitive Delights

I Spy, by Nathan Appel

It’s not an easy relationship, the one we have. We’re so different, and when we go out together people look as us as if we’re freaks. Not to mention the challenge I have getting the housework done while she’s at work!

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Repost: Musings on Curvitude

Today is 11 years since my mother’s suicide. I don’t feel up to saying anything new, but I did want to repost something I wrote a few years back.

From March 2007.

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Wank with a View

As I mentioned a few posts ago, my best masturbatory experience from Week 1 of Wankfest 2010 was a knee-trembler in the great outdoors, overlooking the Manukau Harbour. So of course I have pictures to share (Hylas being smart enough to have the camera)!

For those wanting to stalk along with their maps, we visited Huia Point, after a long meandering journey that had taken us over a good part of the Waitakeres, and down to the Little Huia Dam. Eventually we wound up here.

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IANA…S?

According to my brother, I am not a slut. It totally floored me when he said this, because ‘slut’ is one of those words which I have cheerfully laid claim to for a number of years.

I mean, of course I’m a slut (albeit an ethical one)! I sleep with lots of people, and get nude in public, and talk about sex all the time!

But no. My brother thinks differently. Which led to a fascinating conversation on Sunday morning.

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Raunchy Review: Nexus GyroXtreme

Yes, there have been a lot of anal sex toys reviewed here recently – this is what happens when you finally find a partner who is an anal slut (his definition – not that I’m arguing with him!). So I’ve been getting to do lots of butt-play, and the toys that we play with get reviewed.

So hold onto your bottom (or whatever). Here we go with another one!

TabuToys like to encourage me when I’m trying new stuff, so when they sent me out the Aneros Progasm to try they also popped the Nexus GyroXtreme in the box.  And extreme is really not an understatement – this is not a beginners butt-toy (‘not for the faint-hearted’). If you’re a beginner, go for a small(er) Nexus toy, like the Gyro or the G-Rider.

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Opposites

It can be difficult to find the time to check out everyone’s Wanton Wednesday and HNT photos. In this regular feature, I showcase my favourite pics of the week. If you like them, please visit the blogger in question and let them know – I certainly have.

Everything about the photos below strikes me as opposite. What do you think?

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Wankfest 2010: Week 1 update

Well folks, it’s been a week since the start of Wankfest 2010, so it’s time to give you an update on how Intrepid Wanker Dee (her official challenge title) is going on her challenge!

We here at Wankfest Central thought it interesting that in her opening speech Dee firmly lay the blame on her friends (and play partners) Kiana and Demeter, stating that they persuaded her to take up the challenge. Really, we’re quite delighted that they did, so we thought that, in turn, we’d persuade them to give us a few questions to pose to our madly masturbating writer. (Don’t ask what we bribed them with – we promised not to say!)

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Refuelling

Sunday Brunch, by Jack Collins

“What do you think you’re doing?”

He started nervously. “Er, having something to eat?”

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Tauranga Fountain

I really do have a love affair with my parasols. In spring and summer – and for a good part of autumn – it’s rare to see me outdoors without one.

So when Apollo and I went on holiday at the end of February, I took three parasols with me (to suit the environment and my outfits, y’see). This particular parasol one was my newest purchase, and was a great find on TradeMe. I really like the fringing on the edges, and the way I can feel the texture of the paint on the fabric itself.

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