Rocket in the shower

Posted on | June 6, 2009 | 6 Comments |

The Citron Florentine, by Evolved, is a damned fine toy. And it’s damned fine for a number of reasons – all of which come down to ‘yum’!

Here are some of the reasons why:

1: It’s a waterproof toy that’s actually waterproof.

This pleases me more than you’d imagine. I’ve tried a number of supposedly waterproof toys – and they’ve either been a) waterproof but not very good at vibrating/getting me off; or b) not as waterproof as claimed, which does bad things to batteries. (Also occasionally c) not waterproof, and with crappy vibes. But cute to look at!)

The Evolved Citron Florentine is actually waterproof. I use it in the shower regularly, have immersed it in the bath more than a few times, and covered it in bubble bath for good measure. It’s taken it all and kept on buzzing – the waterproof seal that keeps the battery compartment dry works exceptionally well. And, of course, I’ve ejaculated over it many a time – because that’s just how I roll. It copes with that, too.

2: I am a complete slut for elegant packaging.

The Citron (and, if I understand correctly, all of Evolved’s products) comes in a cool case that I want to leave out for everyone to ooh and aah at. While I could keep it in its case, I don’t – instead it lives on my shelf in the shower (as you can see in the above photo). The case is metallic, and comes with foam inserts to keep the toy from being banged around – and you can see the toy through the lid. There are also funky descriptions written on it – although in terrible script – so once you decipher it you know what you’re getting.

3: It feels good against my erogenous zones, and is non-toxic – in other words: good materials.

This toy may be made in China (as are so many toys), but it’s made out of TPR, and is phthalate-free. When I first took it out of its case it smelled a little odd, but this faded very quickly, and has been aroma-free ever since.

(Note: this toy is not safe to share between people, even if you share your shower with them!)

4: Let’s get going with some good vibrations!

The Citron has three vibration levels – getting started, getting off, and leg-buckling-woah. Most of the time I only need the second setting – which is almost unheard of for me, as I do like it BUZZING.

Additionally – or not – there are no pulse settings on the Citron. Now, I’m not a fan of pulse, so that suits me just fine! I turn it on, turn it up, and off I go.

It’s worth noting that in order to turn the Citron off, you need to cycle through the settings – you can’t do a long-press in order to get it to stop. However, as there are only three settings, it’s a minor quibble.

(click the picture on the above to see just how well it gets me off…)


5: It looks like a rocket!

And who doesn’t love rockets? My ducks are certainly fans of it!

It also looks like I have a black penis when I use it, although I wasn’t aware of it until I saw the great photos Demeter took for me. I like having a penis, especially when it vibrates :)

I mean, wouldn’t you?

Verdict: This is my absolute favourite bath-time toy. It lives in the shower, and gets used every other day! Buzzz.

And here are the specs:
Name: Citron Florentine, by Evolved
Size: 8 inches long, 1.75 inches at its widest (or, if you live in metric-land, 20.3cm long and 4.4 cm wide)
Materials: TPR (Thermoplastic rubber).
Colours: I got mine in black (whups – I mean ‘onyx’) but you can also get it in pink (hot) and blue (bright)
Made in: China
Price: $64.87 from
Worthy of note: It really is waterproof – use it in the shower, the bath, the spa or the rain!
Places it feels good: Right on the clit, baby!

9/10 Erogenous Zones

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6 Responses to “Rocket in the shower”

  1. W.MEANS
    June 6th, 2009 @ 3:32 am

    Wow! You get as wet as my character Beth. ^_^

  2. ~*Jobthingy*~
    June 6th, 2009 @ 4:15 pm

    oh i LOVE waterproof toys. i have one, it is waterproof but the settings suck on it.

    i think i am gonna have to get that bad boy

  3. Indigo
    June 6th, 2009 @ 9:57 pm

    Well that puts a whole new meaning to power tools doesn't it? AND waterproof too… fantastic!!

  4. Curvaceous Dee
    June 7th, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

    I am a gusher, W.Means – it's one of the (many) reasons I think your cartoons are great!

    Jobthingy, it's definitely worth investing in :)

    Indigo, it surely does…

    xx Dee

  5. marcellonyc
    June 11th, 2009 @ 2:03 am

    Your rubber ducky fetish may be greater than mine :)

  6. Curvaceous Dee
    June 23rd, 2009 @ 11:53 pm

    I don't know that it's a fetish for me, marcello – I just love to collect them (and play with them)!

    xx Dee


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