Ocean View

Auckland is on an isthmus, which means that whichever direction I point the car, I pretty much end up at the water – usually within twenty minutes. It’s rare, though, that I actually get out in the (Waitemata or Manukau) Harbour, or indeed into the wider (Hauraki) Gulf. So when Demeter offered to take me over to Waiheke Island for the day, I was happy to say yes!

We both took heaps of pictures on the ferry as we travelled over – those of you following me on twitter would have seen quite a few of them! But the real fun came when, after a gorgeous lunch, we tootled down to the isolated and very beautiful Rocky Bay.

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Rich Treat

It’s always a treat to get new lingerie, and Rich Lingerie always has divine undergarments that I lust after – which is why I don’t walk into the store very often! Luckily for me, when I visited a few weeks ago they were having a sale, so I felt justified in buying more than I would have otherwise.

I went in looking for just one thing: a new black bra. This is what I got instead:

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Pleasurists #32

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #31? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #33? Submit it herebefore Sunday June 14th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

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Rubber my Duckie

I was earwormed last week by a sweet ditty of a song – well, it sounds sweet. The lyrics, on the other hand? Well, they’re dirty, filthy, and wrong. Which is why humming it at work is highly amusing.

We’ll find a pond /We’ll find a puddle

Put your beak in mine and we’ll cuddle

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Roket in the shower

The Citron Florentine, by Evolved, is a damned fine toy. And it’s damned fine for a number of reasons – all of which come down to ‘yum’!

Here are some of the reasons why:

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Fuschia

I’m a word-geek. I’ve always been one of those people who goes mental when words are consistently spelt incorrectly; apostrophes are in the wrong place; or people just don’t know which word to use in the right place.

But there are some few words that it’s taken me years to learn to spell correctly. I’ll know that I have it wrong, but I can never remember how to get it right. In cases like that, dictionaries are my friend.

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Ask Aunty Dee: Handjob Help

An ongoing and occasional series, answering questions which have been posed to me. If you have a question you’d like answered (anonymously or otherwise), feel free to email, gtalk, or msn me: curvaceous.dee AT gmail DOT com.

In the middle of a recent chat with Chilli Gal, she suddenly tangented:

This may seem really weird and left of field, but I tried to give a handjob for the first time in over three years… and I had NO fucking clue how to do it! I was hopeless.

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