When better to review a toy that looks like a Giftmas ornament, than at Giftmas-time? This gorgeous glass toy isn’t designed to be hung on the tree, or to be licked and sucked and stickily devoured (although you can do both) - there’s a better use for it!
I was most impressed with the Don Wands Candy Cane when it arrived and I unpacked it – what it came with was cool! Granted, the packaging is plastic and unexciting, but it fit the glass dildo snuggly, along with a poofy pouch for storage, a silicone lube sample, and an informational care card that was most informative – it covered cleanliness and durability, among other things. Really though, it was the poofy pouch that got my attention (along with the cane itself), and meant I had to prise open the plastic right away.
I hefted the candy cane – it was deliciously weighty, without being overly heavy. It had more weight at the curved end, but nothing that was liable to lead to RSI. And the pouch was indeed poofy and soft (my brother’s dog was sure it was a toy and desperately wanted to play with it – no chance, Sprocket), just right for sliding my cane into and tucking away for safe storage. I kinda wished that the pouch was red – to match the stripes y’see – rather than pink, but it was a small thing.
As for using the cane. Well! My inclination, strangely enough, was to use the hook of the cane. That, I discovered quickly, doesn’t work so well – not for insertion at least. So getting it turned the right way around (and waiting for Apollo to stop chuckling so he could take pictures), I slid a whole lot of cool glass into my very hot cunt.
First thought: this has more girth than my Rattlesnake does [my other glass toy, designed to tease the g-spot].
Second thought: oh, but I like this toy!
Third thought: I wonder if I can touch my clit with the end of the hook?
Fourth thought: I wonder if Apollo can see the hook poking out the back if I rotate it around?
Fifth thought: Oooh, rotating! Rotating goooooood.
I pretty much lost track of my thoughts after that…
I learned that I very much like having the candy cane inserted; that pressing down on the hook meant the other end pressed up on my g-spot; and that pulling up on the hook meant I could indeed press the end of the hook onto my clit. It also carried vibration well, although the Hitachi was WAY too much, and the Elise just made it judder. It’s really better using inserted while vibes tickle other areas instead.
The candy cane lead me to great orgasms. It was delicious to clench around (being glass, it has no ‘give’ at all), nice to slide in and out, and had no seams to catch unpleasantly. And it looked great too – always a bonus when your husband is watching!
I’m really going to have to try it out anally sometime as well …
Verdict: A gorgeous present to go in any bad girl’s stocking – or a good girl’s stocking, if you want to corrupt her in a most pleasant fashion.
Here are the specs:
Name: Candy Cane, by <title=”Don Wands” href=”http://donwands.com/” target=”_blank”>Don Wands
Size: approx 28cm long (11 inches), and 2.5 cm thick (1 inch)
Materials: Borosilicate Glass, aka Pyrex
Made in: China (although Don Wands is a US company)
Price: $31.05 USD from sextoy.com – a great place to buy sex toys!
Worthy of note: Can be heated up (placed in warm water) or cooled down (refrigerated). And, of course, you can hang it on the tree and see who notices!
Places it feels good: Vaginally, hell yes. Also nice pressed on the clit, and I’m betting it’ll feel amazing in the arse too.