Pervertable Things

Posted on | December 12, 2008 | 3 Comments |

Because I just can’t help myself …

Long wooden spoons and electric toothbrushes
Bright metal rulers and boots good for crushes
Craven submissives tied with ropes or strings
These are my favourite pervertable things

Second-hand horse crops and firm belts for whipping
Clothespegs and shoe horns and chocolate for dipping
Vetwrap to wrap around firmly and cling
These are my favourite pervertable things

Subs in face bondage – dental floss to enmesh
Meat tenderisers to paddle soft thigh flesh
Sharp metal hat-pins welt skin into wings
These are my favourite pervertable things

When the knife bites
When the pin stings
When I’m all unclad
I simply remember pervertable things
And then feel oh, so glad!


Based off ‘My Favourite Things’ from The Sound of Music

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3 Responses to “Pervertable Things”

  1. Librarian Babe
    December 12th, 2008 @ 3:11 am

    This is silly…. which of course means I like it. :-)

  2. longingsend
    December 12th, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

    hahahah OMG you are made of awesome… I started singing it to that tune even before I got to the end. Clever girl!

    xoxox mina

  3. Curvaceous Dee
    December 13th, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

    Thank you both for taking the time to comment, Nadia and Mina. It always amuses me to write these, and I end up singing them for days!

    xx Dee


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