I love spending time with my female-bodied partners, and spending that time getting orgasmic with them. And while what I can (and they can) do with with fingers and mouths is amazing, sometimes being able to penetrate (or be penetrated) adds a little extra.
I learned that when I tried out a harness with Medea – and I confirmed it when Demeter and I recently played with a double-ended dildo. That one over there on the right. Yes, the huge, thick one over there on the right.
This toy is really long – 12 inches – and the packaging makes it even longer! It was rather fun rescuing it from the plastic packaging, though (a shame it didn’t come with a bag to keep it in, as the packaging isn’t optimum for keeping it in. I store mine in a biodegradable corn-starch bag, and keep it in the toy box).
Look how bendy it is! That flexibility will be quite important. Note that it’s actually two pieces of ‘Silagel’, with one firmly attached/glued to the other. They won’t come apart.
I feel like Hatchet Harry (from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels). Granted, this is a whole inch shorter.
Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn’t do a very good job. Within a minute Harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.
For something this thick (I measured it at about 1.5 inches in diameter), lube is going to be a necessity!
I’m such a nice girl – I let Demeter try it out first. She takes it well though. Me, I wonder if the toy isn’t just too long. How far in are we expected to insert this?
Demeter’s tried one end, and I get to try the other. I feels pretty damned good – although very wide indeed. I don’t want to take it in too deep, as it gets rather uncomfortable. (As an aside: now I’ve been successfully fisted for the first time, I may find something this size a bit more fun. Must play with it again.)
After an orgasm and some rest time, Demeter and I did our reviewer-y duty and tried using it simultaneously. To our slight surprise, we both enjoyed using it duo much more than either of us did when using it solo! With her lying back and me kneeling above her, we both had the fat ends of the dong sitting at the edges of our vaginal canal. Additionally, the bend of the toy meant it rubbed most pleasantly.
We made the most of it, while Apollo made the most of photographing us making the most of it. Because surely watching us get off with a double-ended dildo is nearly as hot as participating?
Conclusion: the Double Trouble Thick looks scary as anything, despite it’s bright-pink colour. But it’s fun to play with, and fun to use – and if the thickness is a little much, they are also available in Medium and Thin. Handy, that.
Here are the specs:
Name: Double Trouble Thick by Doc Johnson
Size: 14 3/4 inches, of which 6 1/2 inches is insertable (at each end). It’s 1 3/4 inches diameter.
Materials: PVC. Claims it’s phthalate-free.
Made in: China, of course.
Price: $22.99 US
Worthy of note: Tastes absolutely horrible, so keep it away from your mouth!
Places it feels good: In your cunt, and someone else’s