It’s not often that I’ll watch a porn film all the way through. Usually I’ll a) get bored, b) get fucked, or c) get annoyed by the stupid lack of plot. But Apollo, good husband that he is, assured me that Two Sisters (in the original French: Les Deux Souers), in addition to being good porn, also had a fair plot. He would know – when he purchased it on a bored business trip to Australia he had a fair bit of time to appreciate the action solo!
The basic plot goes as so: Nina discovers her girlfriend fucking another woman (quite enthusiastically), watching the whole thing from the doorway. Then, shattered, she flees to her sister-plus-husband’s palatial estate in the countryside. Which is even more debauched, naturally. Sex, sex and more sex ensues.
There are some excellent scenes, covering the usual vanilla basics: lesbian cunnilingus, strap-on fucking, a MFM threesome with double-penetration, two actively voyeuristic scenes (one with the participants aware, another where they are oblivious), one ‘fantasised’ non-con fucking, an introduction to the sapphic arts, and the climax: a long and depraved orgy that hit all the above buttons and then some!
There were a few noticeable things about this film. One is the nice (albeit sporadic) voice-over that Nina does, explaining who she is and what is happening. Another is the excellent soundtrack (no bow-chicka-wow here). And yet another is the classy outfits and sets that used on this film. It obviously wasn’t filmed in a day, and the actors all seem to partake with great gusto and enthusiasm. Another thing that struck me through the film was that the Nina, despite attempts to persuade her to sample men, resolutely sticks to her lesbian guns. It’s an usual thing to see in a hetero film, and appreciated.
The English voice-actors do an excellent job, nicely matched with the people on screen and realistically timed with the action. When it gets too intense, though, the French is allowed to seep through, which adds to the believability of the action.
And, when you’re all orgasmed out and lying comfortably on the couch, check out the extras on the DVD. Some amusing bloopers, photo shoots, and moments of interest to entertain while you recover enough to stagger to the bathroom and clean up. Or you can do what I did – flick back to those extra-hot scenes and have myself a few more orgasms until Apollo’s done in the shower …
Verdict: Good for random scene selection and a quick wank, but also with a decent plot when you’ve an afternoon to kill with your partner. Hot to watch! Only lacking in the kinky department, it scores highly for good erotic vanilla sex.
Name: Two Sisters
Director: Herve Bodilis
Producers: Marc Dorcel
Length: 120 mins
Language: French (with various subtitles, but not in English), English (and a bunch of others) dub
Actors: Oksana, Nina Roberts, Daniella Schiffer, Kathy Anderson, Alyson Ray, Sebastian Barrio, James Brossman, Tony Carerra, Liza del Sierra, Francesca Felluci, JPX, Frank Major, Titof
Price: €34.95 from Dorcel.com, $21.97 US from Action-DVD.com
Noted: There’s a torrent here, if you want to check it out before purchasing