Hey Dude

Posted on | February 1, 2008 | 12 Comments | Previous Post Next Post

You should know the tune … but if you don’t, have a look here.

Hey Dude, don’t feel so bad
Put some porn on and take your pants off
Remember to put lube onto your palm
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Dude, don’t be afraid
You were made to ejacula-aaaa-ate
The minute you let it start to feel good
Then you begin to make it better

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Dude, refrain
Don’t ho-ld your cock on such a sharp angle
Well don’t you know that its a fool who is so cruel
By making his cock bend over backwards

Hey, Dude! Don’t let go now
You have hot porn, the house is e-eem-pty
Remember, take your time and rub one out
All in the name of feeling better

So slide it up and slide it down, hey, Dude, don’t frown
No need to wait for someone to perform with
And do you know that it’s just you, hey, Dude,
You’ll do, the movement you need is from the wri-st

Hey Dude, don’t feel so bad
Put some porn on and take your pants off
Remember to slick your hand on your cock
Ma-asturbation will make it better

Category: Amusement, masturbation, poetry, porn

Comments

12 Responses to “Hey Dude”

Mariposa
February 1st, 2008 @ 3:50 am

Hilarious! Nice post!
seeker
February 1st, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

There is something deep and meaningful behind the position of the placement of the pussy.

Or is it sometimes that a pussy is a cat
Gillette
February 1st, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

Great redoing of the song…hot fella.
Musns
February 1st, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

Lol
Curvaceous Dee
February 2nd, 2008 @ 3:37 am

Mariposa – glad to amuse!

Seeker – sometimes that pussy is a cat, indeed.

Gillette – I am so pleased you enjoyed it

Musns – lol? LOL??? *shakes head* Well, better lol than stfu, I guess

xx Dee
Tara Tainton
February 2nd, 2008 @ 5:18 am

Hey Jude is one of my all-time favorite songs… and you’ve just put a cool naughty spin on it!! yay!

And i’m going to have to catch up and find out just who the long-haired sexy man on the right of your blog is!

xoxo
Tara
Jocasta
February 2nd, 2008 @ 5:25 am

It’s so bad, it’s good.
Curvaceous Dee
February 3rd, 2008 @ 2:52 am

Tara, unfortunately that lovely long-haired man isn’t one I know (it was a photo I stumbled over online). That said, he does look remarkably similar to our current house-guest … Glad you liked the spin, though!

Jocasta, I’m right there with you. So bad, it’s good indeed

xx Dee
Will
February 3rd, 2008 @ 9:19 am

~~lol!
I admit:
I sang the song with your lyrics..
and, I’m just bowled over by your creative juices (no pun intended!)~~Great, Googly-Moogly, that was awesome, babe.

“All the Angels sing..”
~~Paul McCartney~~

**
xx,Will.
Curvaceous Dee
February 3rd, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

Will, I sang the lyrics to the music over and over to make sure I had the rhythm correct – and now I find myself singing my version (instead of the original) in the shower … I think I might have overwritten some brain-space

Glad you liked it, though!

xx Dee
having my cake
February 4th, 2008 @ 1:02 pm

I sang along too. Great fun! x
Curvaceous Dee
February 5th, 2008 @ 8:43 am

Cake, I am glad you enjoyed! Would love to hear you sing

xx Dee

About Dee

Exhibitionist with words, skin and sex. Free with kisses, compliments, and friendship. Open with heart, passion, and laughter.
Labels I choose for myself: pansexual, polyamorous, fat, kinky, New Zealander, writer.
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I write fortnightly for GLBTI magazine Express, for whom I am also the sub-editor. I also write upon occasion for other publications!
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