Hair-B-Gone

I have hair around my nipples. Or rather, I did, until Friday – and then they were tweezed out!

That picture above is my left breast, circa September 2007. You’ve seen it on this blog before. There’s hair there, as you can plainly see.

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Missy-G Harness

The first time I ever experienced a harness was five years ago. My wonderful, butch and totally 100% lesbian partner Rheia was trying out something new, because she knew I loved penetration so much. Penetration, for herself, left her cold, but she wanted to please me and knew I was missing it. Seeing her wearing black leather straps (with fluffy purple fur on the underside) and a perky pink dildo turned me on completely – and got me off thoroughly. But she never did get what I liked so much about it. After that we went back to our tongues and our hands, and were both happy, for a while.

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100,000

My blog visitors (site stats are at the bottom of the page) ticked over 100,000 on Boxing Day. Of course, this required a celebratory hat-pinning, not to mention a poem! Thank you all, my wonderful readers…

I’ve reached one hundred thousand

in just short of two years!

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Giftmas Giving

This is what the holiday season means to me: the people I love. Rather than focusing on the birth of someone whom I don’t believe was the son of God (not believing in ‘God’ precludes that somewhat), and who sure as eggs wasn’t born this time of year anyway, I instead pay attention to the people who mean so much to me, and who add value and delight to my life.

As such, I call this time of year Giftmas™. Which upsets a few of my relatives – those would be the Christian++ ones – but I stick to my guns, as to me it sums up the season well. I adore buying presents, especially presents that I feel are ‘just right’ for the person in question. I’m always on the look-out, and some of the gifts currently wrapped in the lounge have been tucked away in my wardrobe since June. While someone’s birthday is just for them, Giftmas is for all my special people (both the naughty and the nice) – and I like them to know it!

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Thirty

So tomorrow I turn thirty

and I’m feeling rather fine.

I intend to be quite flirty

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Constant Reminders

I begin to type, and my left wrist aches and mutters. If I look closely, I can see the subtle red welts left by Adonis’ fingernails – tiny red lines which appear innocuous but that instead signify pain and pleasure and submission. I wear my bracelet so that it sits over the marks – not to hide them but so it will rub ever so slightly and remind me of last night. We lay on his bed and talked of many things, reconnecting and strengthening, but at one point the words went again, as he grasped my wrist and his nails bit in and I cried out, wanting it to stop but also (moreso) wanting him to press harder, to sweep me away on the oceantide of our connection.

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Patience Rewarded

The temptation has been there for months, and it grows each time we come together. There is the musky aroma of your arousal, your slick fluids coating my fingers, the way you writhe and wriggle as I learn your folds and hidden places by touch. My nostrils flare and my saliva dampens my mouth, and the temptation is so very strong: to drop my head, pull you toward me, and cover your mound with my mouth while I bury my tongue in your cunt.

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Searching for Satisfaction

I always find it interesting knowing where my readers are coming from – how they find me, why they stay. After all, it’s all about strangers finding my site, reading about my sex life, looking at my boobs. Voyeurism, over the internet – which I encourage! However, a bit like reverse voyeurism, I like to know where my readers come from, rather than just why they’re (you’re) there.

Today, with my migraine acting up and having absolutely no energy for wanking, I amused myself instead by searching the some of the very search terms that led people to my blog (HitTail is great for knowing not only which site people have clicked-through from, but any keywords they may have used). This entertained me for hours, and I thought I’d share some of the results.

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A Hot Affair

It was a real pleasure getting a box of kinky stuff to review from EdenFantasys- and one of the advantages of living so far away is that I received three things at once! Having immediately ‘allocated’ one to try with Medea, and one to try with Adonis, there was one that was just perfect for play with Apollo. ‘Cause we’re both geeks, and it was a board game.

Review originally posted on the EF website.

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