1: Arrange to go on holiday. Make sure the holiday is longer than you and your husband have ever been apart before, and less then a week since he was away on business. Remember to put your cellphone on international roaming, so you can send text messages and make sure he doesn’t forget about you.
2: Travel to a destination with a warm climate, so that both locals and tourists are wearing minimal clothing or swimming wear. Don’t forget your sunscreen!
3: Don’t see any lovers, or have any flings, whilst on holiday. Flirting with pretty women and admiring buff men in the pool is recommended instead. Don’t forget to have a cocktail in the hotel bar, as well.
4: Refrain from masturbation as much as possible. When refraining isn’t possible, ensure that you masturbate late at night, under the covers (despite the heat), and silently so that your room-mate doesn’t wake up. Try not to make a mess of the sheets, either. Fantasising about a) licking out pretty women, b) being taken forcefully by buff men, or c) whom your husband is fucking while you’re away is encouraged.
1: Leave your husband to make the plans to collect you at the airport (text before flying out, just to make sure he will be at the airport at home). Suffer through appallingly long queues at passport control, baggage collection, and customs, so as to better appreciate being wrapped in an enthusiastic embrace once you make it into the arrivals area.
2: Hold your husband’s hand in the back seat, while you are driven home by a friend. Kiss occasionally, and lean your head on their shoulder.
3: Sit on the couch together while you give your husband the presents you bought for him. Be pleased that your choices make him smile. Get distracted by his smile, and how much you’ve missed it. And how kissable it is …
4: Have a shower to clean off the travel. Ask to get your back scrubbed, and get the bonus of being wrapped in a large towel and thoroughly dried.
5: Make the bed together. Be pleased that your husband was thoughtful enough to strip the bed and do a wash (and remembered to hang the washing and bring it in). Enjoy smoothing the sheets and fluffing the duvet together.
6: Slip, naked, between the cool sheets. Be wrapped in a husbandly hug. Enjoy the warmth of his skin.
7: Kiss. Kiss a lot. Lose yourself in kissing. (Be glad you don’t have to stand up again.)
8: Re-acquaint yourself with your husband’s body. Re-acquaint yourself with certain parts of your husband’s body.
9: Remember just how perfectly his cock fits in your mouth. Mmmm. Spend some time making sure it really does. Yep. Perfectly.
10: Pause. Lay back and revel in the sight of your husband fisting his cock, for you. Lick your lips. See how his head falls back, his eyes close, his hips buck. Watch how his hand moves up and down his shaft. See how delightfully his ball-sack jiggles with his movements.
11: Taste that glorious come, having gotten your lips over his cock-head just in time. Enjoy the sensation of creamy warmth on your tongue, and swallow with a delighted smile. Lick up any extra that may come to the fore. No sense wasting that lovely fluid!
12: Get a towel from the sex-towel pile, and lay back. Rub your clit lazily while he’s in the bathroom. Give him a wicked grin when he returns.
13: Let him ‘assist’. Remind him not to lose his wedding ring in the slick wetness of your cunt (changing it to his other hand is good way to keep it safe). Groan as he curls his fingers up inside you.
14: Encourage him to tell you about the hot night he had with Demeter the evening before. Get off on hearing how he went down on her, and how she shrieked and yowled as she came. Find out if they fucked doggy-style again, and how good it was.
15: Come a lot. Orgasm hard, clamping down on his hand.
16: And a few more times. It’s been a while, after all.
17: Kiss some more, while you come.
1: Have a glass of water. Share it with your husband.
2: Curl up together. Nuzzle. Kiss a little. Know he can taste himself on your lips. Know that he can smell you on his hands.
3: Turn back to back, spines lined up against each other, the way you both like to sleep. Feel how different his back is to the wall of the hotel room.
4: Drift off to sleep, sated. In your own bed, with your own husband. Home.