Hot Boobs and Spam
Posted on | November 8, 2007 | 8 Comments | Previous Post Next Post
For Musns – I hope you enjoy!
I have spam
I have spam
from Kinky Ma’am
It’s spam for jam
from Kinky Ma’am .
I really like
that spam from Ma’am.
Do you like
hot boobs and spam?
I really like them,
Kinky Ma’am.
I really like
hot boobs and spam.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would love them
here or there.
I would love them
anywhere.
I really like
hot boobs and spam.
I really like them
Kinky Ma’am.
Would you like them
in your house?
Would you click them
with a mouse?
I would like them
in my house.
I’d like to click them
with a mouse.
I want to have them
here or there.
I want to have them
anywhere!
I really like hot boobs and spam
I want to have them, Kinky Ma’am.
Would you kiss boobs
that were hot?
Would you kiss boobs
that were not?
If they were hot.
If they were not.
There in my house.
Clicked with a mouse.
I would love them here or there.
I would kiss them anywhere.
I want to have hot boobs and spam.
I want to have them, Kinky Ma’am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would do,
could do,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
if there’s three!
I would not, could not cope with three.
But in a car! I’d love to be.
I would kiss them if they’re hot.
I would kiss them if they’re not.
I would have them in a house.
I would click them with a mouse.
I want to have them them here or there.
I lust after them anywhere.
I really like hot boobs and spam.
I really like them, Kinky Ma’am.
Abstain! Abstain!
Abstain! Abstain!
Could you, would you,
cope, abstain?
I could not abstain! Unless there were three!
But with me in a car! Ma’am! Come to me!
I would kiss them if they’re hot.
I would kiss them if they’re not.
I would have them in a house.
I would click them with a mouse.
I want to have them them here or there.
I lust after them anywhere.
I really like hot boobs and spam.
I really like them, Kinky Ma’am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would do, could do,
in the dark.
Would you, could you, go insane?
I’ll pray not, hope not,
go insane.
Not in the dark. Unless I abstain.
Not in a car. Unless it’s with three.
(I do not like three, Ma’am, you see.)
Not in a house. Not if they’re hot.
Not clicked with a mouse. Even if they’re not.
I really like hot boobs and spam.
I really like them, Kinky Ma’am.
You really like
hot boobs and spam?
I really
love them,
Kinky Ma’am.
Could you, would you,
help promote?
I would do,
could do,
help promote!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I can do, will do, on a boat.
I will do, must do, help promote.
I will not look and go insane.
I will not hide and thus abstain.
Touch in the dark! Unless there’s three!
Touch in a car! Please be with me!
I will kiss them if they’re hot.
I will kiss them if they’re not.
I will have them in a house.
I will click them with a mouse.
I want to have them them here or there.
I lust after them ANYWHERE.
I really like
hot boobs
and spam!
I really love them,
Kinky Ma’am.
You really like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
Have a play.
Try them and you’ll stay, I say.
Ma’am!
If you will come to me,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I REALLY love hot boobs and spam!
I do! I love them, Kinky Ma’am!
And I would kiss them in a boat.
And I would help you to promote …
And I would kiss them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. Unless there’s three.
They are so good, so good, you see!
I love to kiss them if they’re hot.
I love to kiss them if they’re not.
I love to have them in a house.
I love to click them with a mouse.
I want to have them them here or there.
SAY! I lust after them ANYWHERE.
I do so love
hot boobs and spam.
Thank you!
Thank you,
Kinky Ma’am.
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November 8th, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
oo no no no three wont do
i will not need more than two!
November 9th, 2007 @ 2:28 am
November 9th, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
*grinning from ear to ear*
November 10th, 2007 @ 12:09 am
you just put this cranky bitch in a good mood!
November 10th, 2007 @ 3:09 am
Just discovered your blog. Very good. Read you review of Autobiography of a Flea. I picked the book up in a book store in Japan and it became Mrs SW’s favorite erotica. When it came out on VCR we got a copy and enjoyed it many times. We now have a copy on DVD. Like you I find it OK but Mrs.SW thinks it is the greatest and it makes her super horny
November 10th, 2007 @ 7:50 am
Jack – You made me grin! Thank you
Magnus – Boobs are definitely hot, indeed.
Musns – I’ll take it that this was something along the lines of what you wanted, then?
Sub – I am so pleased! *hugs*
Mr & Mrs – welcome! Glad you enjoyed the review, and like the movie. I’m keeping an eye out for the book.
xx to all, Dee
November 10th, 2007 @ 10:27 am
Not in the house not with my spouse!
Hehe welcome home honey
*Demeter*
November 10th, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
Thanks Demeter sweetie! *hugs*
xx Dee