The delicious TeacherinHeels and the delectable Man with Secrets have both tagged me with this meme … and it’s one I find a tad challenging, as I deliberately keep this blog separate from my other online profile. How to share facts about myself without inadvertently giving myself away? After some thought I decided, seeing as this is a Sex Blog, to make my facts seven random Sex Facts.
The rules: each person starts with 7 random facts about themselves on their Blog. People who are tagged need to blog 7 facts about themselves and post the rules as well. At the end of their blog list 7 people you are tagging (and then let them know that they are tagged by leaving them a comment).
Here are my 7 random facts.
1: One of the earliest blow-jobs I gave was in the front seat of a Holden Kingswood, with a friend of my cousins (I would have fucked him, if not for being on my period… as it was, I don’t think he complained too much). For years afterwards I’d get turned on whenever I saw a Kingswood … and given that I pumped petrol throughout most of high school, I saw a few of them!
2: Anime often portrays a turned-on guy or girl as having a nosebleed. Which isn’t as odd as it first sounds. About half an hour after I was kissed for the first time (a different friend of different cousins, and a few years before #1 above), I was sitting down to lunch with my family when I got a wicked bloody nose. It was rather messy. It had also been a damn fine kiss. Needless to say, I didn’t make the connection at the time.
3: Eight people in Real Life know about this / read this blog. I have been sexually intimate with five of them (Apollo, Adonis, Aphrodite, Helios and Dionysos). Two stumbled across it inadvertently, six of them I told. I’ve always said that if someone knows me well enough in RL to recognise me / my markings here, then I’m OK with it. I was, in fact, thrilled when Dionysos told me the other week that he’d found the site, read all the archives in one afternoon, and checked back every day. It makes me feel special
4: Sex outside has generally been a disaster for me. I’ve had sprinklers turn on (by a golf course), bamboo in unpleasant places (in a park), strangers stumble across us (near a ferry terminal). The last outdoor sex was pretty much perfect, though. A lake, swans Over There (as opposed to sticking their beaks in places they shouldn’t be), a light breeze, lunch, Apollo, and me. There was a minor case of sunburn, however.
5: I’ve been bi-curious for a long time. When I finally kissed a girl it was at an 80′s party (I was dressed as Cher), in the quiet darkness behind the garage. She was very soft, had lovely lips, and I liked it a lot. A few years later I had my first female relationship, and discovered just how much more there can be… I took down the ‘bi-curious’ sign, put up the ‘bi’ sign and never looked back.
6: My favourite sex toy for a long time was a clit tingler with variable speeds (shaped like a teardrop). It was also the toy that first gave me multiple orgasms. After I’d had a dozen or so, and soaked through the mattress entirely, I called my best friend to tell her – it was very exciting. Then I put towels down and had some more. Then I called my brother and told him. He thought I was very strange. And then I went and had some more… Now I break them within about two months of purchase, so I stopped buying them. And I don’t need it anyway – just about anything will set me off!
7: I love my body. Wait – you all know that already. Even before I discovered kink I was free and open with my body. One housewarming I flashed my breasts for the cameras. One birthday party I took a dare and ran around the back yard topless. I’ve posed naked for a professional photographer (and have a framed picture by our bed), and posed naked because I felt like it. My first play party, having decided that I would probably just watch, I was naked and being flogged within an hour of arriving there. I’m fat, I’m curvy, I’m buxom. I know I’m attractive, and if others do (and they do indeed seem to), it’s a bonus.
There you go. Seven sex facts about Dee. I won’t be tagging people – if you feel like doing this meme, go for it!